GWB und die Seinen....

Klar, mit GWB haben die Amis schon durchaus einen der Allerdümmsten von Ihnen zum Chef gemacht

«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

und um ihre wirkliche Schilda-Würdigkeit zu erweisen auch noch gleich zweimal.

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

Ob sie ihn wegen der Erkenntnis 2004 erneut ins Amt hoben?

Daß Bush wohl auch der schlechteste Präsident der USA aller Zeiten ist, kann man auch schlecht bestreiten.
Aber ob er auch der schwachsinnigste Ami-Promi ist?
Da gibt es doch noch einige andere, die durch überragenden Statements ihren Geisteszustand belegen. Gesammelt hat 2Spare:

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears

«Facts are stupid things.»
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

«If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.»
- George Gobel

«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson

«We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer

«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.